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WHO'S 112% MENTALLY ILL.
Christ woman <3.

[+] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[+] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[+] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[+] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4


[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[+] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[+] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[+] You just sang them to make sure.
[+] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[+] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5


[+] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[+] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[+] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 3


[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[+] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[+] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 2


[+] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[+] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[+] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[+] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[+] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[+] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[+] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[+] The word "um" is used frequently.
[+] You don't know what "um" means.
[+] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6





NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

96% MENTALLY ILL.

I'm so proud of myself.